those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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