come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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