i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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