she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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