And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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