pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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