Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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