i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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