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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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