i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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