I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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