shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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