I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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