Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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