How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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