I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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