we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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