You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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