Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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