If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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