Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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