I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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