I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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