i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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