I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
