***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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