remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he puts the penis in happiness.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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