she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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