your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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