She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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