I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Operation Purity has been aborted
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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