Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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