Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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