They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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