Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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