How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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