we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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