i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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