i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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