If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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