I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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