let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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