She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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