Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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