I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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