doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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