the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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