let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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