Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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