Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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